random rock

yes well i think its time for an update seeing as the give it a name blog is kind of irrelevant so yeah download was great blah blah but now im in israel and everythings well ummmmmmmm israely huzzah right thats the end of this entry

 

 

The plane's cabin was being served by an obviously
gay flight attendant who was just as obviously enjoying
himself.

He came swishing down the aisle and announced to
the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to
announce that he'll be landing this big, scary plane
shortly, lovely people, so if you could just put up
your trays, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed that a
woman hadn't moved a muscle."Perhaps you didn't hear
me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise
your trazy-poo so the main man can pitty-pat us on
the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country,
I am called 'Princess'. I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied, without missing
a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called
'Queen', so I outrank you. Put the tray up, Bitch."

 

Ashleigh your disco ruled! woo happy birthday, and sucks be to the people who didnt come ¬¬.

 

i have sod all else to say, so im just gonna do some funny dots.............................

 

use the comments to tell me about the amusing little things in your lives.

went to town today with hollie af kiz rhi fenner craig n jake... cool enough.

and this chav came an started takin the piss, and then after a load of fightin (verbally) we walked off and her mum () told her to go and spit in my hair so she followed me and instead beat me up!!! aaahhh so im uselessly throwing punches from the floor and after a bit her mum dragged her off and im actually not very hurt *yay* and i met this person who said shed done it to his sister too and he told me to get the police etc so i did and so yeah shes going down hopefully